Football to Football Translator for the World Cup
â€śWhatâ€™s with all this soccer mumbo jumbo everywhere?â€ť The , a month-long international soccer tournament, is happening this June and if youâ€™re as clueless as the rest of the real sport-loving Americans, you need a little help. Introducing The Football to Football Translator.
Visit the site here.
It’s a Google Chrome extension that translates the sissy international lingo on any webpage into real red-blooded NFL-related terminology. Examples: Football translates to â€śThey donâ€™t mean â€śreal American â€ť they mean soccer.â€ť translates to â€śBasically, the Super Bowl of Soccer.â€ť Manager translates to â€śThis is the head coach of the soccer team. A lot of them wear fancy suits because theyâ€™re fancy.â€ť translates to â€śThe two minute warning without a TV timeout. Sometimes they add 5 extra minutes for no reason though.â€ť translates to â€śHe’s the pretty boy of the sport who scores a lot of babes and a lot of points. Kind of like Tom Brady.â€ť
Ben Smith, Stephen Dalton and Harold Jones, a of advertising creatives living in Colorado created the app to help their American friends follow and understand all the news surrounding the , beginning June 12th and ending July 13th. Have fun!!